Saturday 11 February 2012


Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye


Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??


Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..





Sunday 11 December 2011

ek marij ke sir par pati bandne ki bad dr n epucha ki ye chot kaise lagi


chodo dr sahab lambi khani hai 


fir bhi main sunana chahta hu 


bat yeh hai ki patni mayki gayi thi 


main bhi havha badlne ke liye  ek hotel me ja tika


mere bagal ke kamre me ek kubsurat orat thi


rat 10 baje usne darwaja katkataya or mafi magte hue kaha ki mujhe tand lag rahi hai


mane use kambal de diya 


thodi der bad fir ayi or bola ki use abhi bhi tand lag rahi hai 


maine use ek or kambal de diya 


tisri bar ye vahi sikayat le kar ayi or boli to maine use apna overcot de diya 


ajj jab main kile tok rha tha muje samaj me aya ki us din vo kya chah rahi thi 


bus maine apni hatodi sir par de mari.
doctor sahab(marij se) maine hidayat di thi ki app ne kewal vahi chije khani hai ki jine 2 sal ka bacha bhi pacha sake.


marij- doctor sahab apki hidayat ka maine puri tarah palan kiya.


kya app mujhe batege ki app ne kya kaya 


marij- yahi ki muthi bhar mitti,narangi ke chilke,kuch batan or do char makiya.

Saturday 3 December 2011

marij ne doctor ko kaha mere do dat nikal de bhut dard hota hai.


doctor tik hai aao


marij mujhe dar lag rha hai doctor sahab


lo thodi sarab pi lo fir dar nahi lagega


marij ha sahab


doctor acha thodi or pi lo ab bhi dar lag rha hai


nahi sahb ab dekhta hu kisme dum jo mere dant nikal de



Tuesday 29 November 2011

doctor sahab apki fees bhut jayada hai 


kuch reyat karde ge 


roj aya kijie ho jaegi 
ek doctor jab orat ka muaena karne laga to 


orat ne bola ki app nurse ko aunder bula legie


kyo app ko mujh par barosa nahi hai doctor bola


nahi app par to hai mujhe apne pati par nahi hai 


vo nurse ke sath bahar baithe hai.
ek buda 100 sal tak jina chahta tha


usne doctor se uska upay pucha


doctor ne bola tum sigrate sarab or ladkiyo ke sath gumna chod do


to kya main 100 sal ji pauga bude ne anko me chamak late hue pucha


doctor bola ye sab chod kar tum apne app ko vaise hi 100 sal ka anubhav karuga.

Saturday 26 November 2011



Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?


Santa: Google Singh


Teacher: How's that name?


Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

Friday 25 November 2011

rogi ko chek karte hue kamre me 




bahre aakar dr ne pachkar maga fir


chaku 


or 


fir hatoda




pati ne gabra kar pucha ki mere biwi ko kya problem 


dr ne pasina pochte hue kaha ki pata nahi 


pahle main apna bag to khol lu 

Wednesday 23 November 2011


Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !!