tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47542961991900567302024-02-06T22:17:48.967-08:00chukule, chutkale,hasgule,hindi jokes.english jokes,sms, lyricsthis blog is for chutkule ,hasgule ,
hindi jokes, english jokes , romentik sms ,
senty sms,bollybood shayari, romentic shayri,Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-41935896980070593282012-10-13T09:03:00.001-07:002013-10-26T21:59:28.917-07:00thought of day <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>julm karne wale se julm sahne wala jayda gunahgar hota hai </b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b><br /></b>
<b><br /></b>
<b>by ambedkar</b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-13083796530625064552012-05-04T20:07:00.002-07:002012-10-14T02:27:19.187-07:00bande ki bibi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />
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<b>EK BANDE KI BIBI GUM HO GAYI TO USNE HAR AKBAR ME ISTIHAR DE
DIYA KI JISE JHA MILE YA DIKAE DE AGAR GAR CHODNE KI YA VAPIS BHEJNE KI KOSIS
KI TO JAN SE MAR DIYA JEGA.</b></div>
</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-1230433164589823292012-05-01T08:21:00.002-07:002013-01-10T02:21:18.725-08:00SAPNO KA RAJA<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>TU JO MERE SAPNO ME AYA,</b></div>
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<b>
TUNE MUJE JINA SIKAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>DUR HOKER BE SATH NIBAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
MERE GALTIYO KO MUJSE CHIPAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>PYAR SE MUJE KO SHELAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b> BHUT
ACHE HAI TU BUS YHI BATAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>BURAIO KO MARE NAJER ANDAJ KIYA </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
KIYA TO SIRF PYAR KIYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>MANE USE AB TK GUM KE SIVA KUCH NA DIYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
FIR BE USNE SIRF MUJSE PYAR KIYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>KHETE HAI DUNIYA ME KOI APNA NE HOTA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
FIR BE IS PRAI DUNIAYAME USNE MUJE APNA BANYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>HASNA SIKAYA JITNA SSSIKAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
HAR IK PAL SATH NIBAYA</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>MARE MA-BAP KE TARE SMBALA MUJE</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
IK FRISHTA HAI VO MARE LIYE</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>IK ANMOL KJANA HAI VO MARE LIYE</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b> JISE KONA NEHI HAI AB MUJE</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>JISE KONA NEHI HAI AB MUJE</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
HAR KHUSI DENA CHATI HU ME USE</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>BUS USKE BAN K RHNA CHATI HU</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b> BUS
VO MARA RHE ME USKI BUS</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b> YEHI
TAMENA HAI IS DIL ME</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>KHONE SE DAR LAGTA HAI DUR HONE SE MAN TDPTA HAI</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
USKE AASUO KO AB MUJE POCHNA HAI</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>BUS AB MARE <st1:place w:st="on">BARI</st1:place>
HAI</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>MUJE USKA SATH DENA HAI</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>
MUJE USKA SATH DENA HAI.</b></div>
</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-52223082541632067842012-04-30T23:01:00.001-07:002013-01-10T02:24:30.869-08:00ek kushi ek gum<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b><br /></b>
<br />
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<b>Ek kushi ek gum mere pas hai hard um </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Wo khusi wo gam pas mere na hai kum </b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>De ja dil ko tasali tu hai pas mere main hu pas tere </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Tere na dur na duriya bus hai kuch majburiya</b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Jo dil tadpa hai mere yad main </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Us dil ki payas bhuja de </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Pas tu aja dur na ja </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Tujhe main palu dil me chupa l u</b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Na tumko ab na jane
du pas rakhu hard um tu mere dil me rahe </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>Tumko dekh kar ji lu </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>is duniya me jine ka lalach nahi ye </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>duniya badi tiki hai dil ko jalae bhut hai ye </b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>chere man ko tode hai kaate hai ye to </b></div>
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<b><br /></b></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<b>buri hai ye duniya .</b></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-21970309637513273152012-04-23T00:30:00.002-07:002012-10-13T09:05:07.596-07:00sisse ka dil<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>sisse ka dil samaj kar </b><br />
<b>pathro ne jise jod diya </b><br />
<b>kanto se bach gaya </b><br />
<b>magar phulo ne ise tod diya.</b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-53831983450621694162012-04-23T00:28:00.000-07:002012-10-26T23:41:25.947-07:00tasvir tare<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>dil me basa hai pyar tera</b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>anko me basi hai yad tari</b><br />
<b>jab yad ati hai tare</b><br />
<b>hum dekhte tasvir tare</b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-32345590133348084732012-04-23T00:25:00.001-07:002013-01-10T21:47:35.119-08:00sapno ki sajha<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye </b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>apko ko bhula kar chale gaye </b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>kis bhule ki sajha di apne hame </b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>pahle fasaya fir rula kar chale gaye </b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-65277309916699531312012-04-22T01:38:00.000-07:002012-04-22T01:38:14.804-07:00umar bhar ki rah-gujar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
ye kon hai jiske raho me tikti hai nagar<br />
ye kon hai jisne mujhe kiya hai mujse mujko bakhabar<br />
wo kon hai jo mujhe kar de gi diwana<br />
wo kon hai jo ban baitegi mare jan e jigar<br />
wo kon hai jo ban jaegi mare umar bar ki rah gujar </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-9904503452236869532012-04-21T19:24:00.001-07:002012-04-21T19:25:46.756-07:00sms<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>rosni dekar doob jana koi app se sikhe</b><br />
<b><br /></b><br />
<b>dil de kar dard lena koi hamse sikhe sms pa kar reply na karna koi app se sikhe </b></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-77680239602762897602012-04-21T19:22:00.001-07:002012-04-21T19:24:35.150-07:00faridabad<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>dil hua mera aabad jab ayi uski yad</b><br />
<b>e kuda sun le mare friyad pahuja ab mujhe faridabad</b></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-72497651794142887582012-04-21T19:19:00.002-07:002012-04-21T19:19:35.519-07:00boss<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>boss isne kuch nahi kiya aap ne fir bhi ise saja de di </b><br />
<b><br /></b><br />
<b>ajj kal prepaid ka jamana hai </b><br />
<b><br /></b><br />
<b>pahle saja fir galti </b><br />
<br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-54987521593774238152012-04-21T02:59:00.003-07:002012-10-14T01:37:59.204-07:00naya jamana<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>mujko naya jamana harat me dalta hai</b><br />
<b>jiska gala dabao ankhe nikalta hai .</b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-81651227081213292542012-04-13T23:24:00.001-07:002012-04-13T23:26:21.510-07:00dost<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
ek dost dusre dost se tum jab bhi gar jate ho muh latka kar hi kyo jate ho<br />
<br />
agar mare bibi ne mujhe haste hue dake liya to wo soche gi ki mare jite ji iski hasne ki himmat kase ho gayi<br />
<br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-90955730097218664912012-04-05T09:38:00.002-07:002012-04-05T09:38:53.305-07:00aaena<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<div dir="ltr" trbidi="on">
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">KABI NA KABI TO USKA SAMNA HOGA</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">VO BI AAKIR YE SOCHTA HOGA</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">SHAM TO USKE GHER BI AATI HAI</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">DIL TO USKA BI DUBTA HOGA</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">VO MARI KHAMIA BTAYGA</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">MARE LIYE TO VHI AAINA HOGA</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">GHER SE NIKLI HU ISS YEKIN K SATH</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">KOI TO MERA AASNA HOGA</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">CHANDNI SE SHKUN MILTA HAI MUJE</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">KYUKI CHAND TO VO BI DEKTA HOGA</span></div>
<br class="Apple-interchange-newline" /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-62312971186226272052012-02-11T01:51:00.001-08:002012-10-14T02:10:57.153-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br />
<b>Santa Police se:</b><br />
<b>Kal rat chor mere ghar se</b><br />
<b>TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..</b></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-20854385881969214362011-12-11T05:06:00.000-08:002011-12-11T05:06:09.241-08:00hathodi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ek marij ke sir par pati bandne ki bad dr n epucha ki ye chot kaise lagi</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">chodo dr sahab lambi khani hai </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">fir bhi main sunana chahta hu </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">bat yeh hai ki patni mayki gayi thi </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">main bhi havha badlne ke liye ek hotel me ja tika</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">mere bagal ke kamre me ek kubsurat orat thi</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">rat 10 baje usne darwaja katkataya or mafi magte hue kaha ki mujhe tand lag rahi hai</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">mane use kambal de diya </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">thodi der bad fir ayi or bola ki use abhi bhi tand lag rahi hai </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">maine use ek or kambal de diya </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">tisri bar ye vahi sikayat le kar ayi or boli to maine use apna overcot de diya </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ajj jab main kile tok rha tha muje samaj me aya ki us din vo kya chah rahi thi </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">bus maine apni hatodi sir par de mari.</span></b></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-43855093952300767902011-12-11T04:48:00.000-08:002011-12-11T04:48:40.925-08:00kya app mujhe batege ki app ne kya kaya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">doctor sahab(marij se) maine hidayat di thi ki app ne kewal vahi chije khani hai ki jine 2 sal ka bacha bhi pacha sake.</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">marij- doctor sahab apki hidayat ka maine puri tarah palan kiya.</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">kya app mujhe batege ki app ne kya kaya </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">marij- yahi ki muthi bhar mitti,narangi ke chilke,kuch batan or do char makiya.</span></b></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-87910859284705202372011-12-03T00:56:00.000-08:002011-12-03T00:57:30.855-08:00kisme dum hai jo mere dant nikal de<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">marij ne doctor ko kaha mere do dat nikal de bhut dard hota hai.</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">doctor tik hai aao</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">marij mujhe dar lag rha hai doctor sahab</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">lo thodi sarab pi lo fir dar nahi lagega</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">marij ha sahab</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">doctor acha thodi or pi lo ab bhi dar lag rha hai</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">nahi sahb ab dekhta hu kisme dum jo mere dant nikal de</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></b><br />
<br />
</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-6981073236084034122011-11-29T21:51:00.000-08:002011-11-29T21:51:55.005-08:00fees<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">doctor sahab apki fees bhut jayada hai </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">kuch reyat karde ge </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">roj aya kijie ho jaegi </span></b></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-83974581696190995742011-11-29T21:49:00.001-08:002012-10-14T02:14:34.697-07:00app nurse ko ander bula legie<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ek doctor jab orat ka muaena karne laga to </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">orat ne bola ki app nurse ko aunder bula legie</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">kyo app ko mujh par barosa nahi hai doctor bola</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">nahi app par to hai mujhe apne pati par nahi hai </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">vo nurse ke sath bahar baithe hai.</span></b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-89909601683205534732011-11-29T21:44:00.000-08:002011-11-29T21:44:13.009-08:00buda<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ek buda 100 sal tak jina chahta tha</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">usne doctor se uska upay pucha</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">doctor ne bola tum sigrate sarab or ladkiyo ke sath gumna chod do</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">to kya main 100 sal ji pauga bude ne anko me chamak late hue pucha</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">doctor bola ye sab chod kar tum apne app ko vaise hi 100 sal ka anubhav karuga.</span></b></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-77219504552922158952011-11-26T23:54:00.000-08:002012-10-14T02:15:18.222-07:00how to be funny<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa: Google Singh</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Teacher: How's that name?</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.</b></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-5424439639649922642011-11-25T08:11:00.000-08:002011-11-25T08:11:46.513-08:00dr ne chaku manga<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">rogi ko chek karte hue kamre me </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">bahre aakar dr ne pachkar maga fir</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">chaku </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">or </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">fir hatoda</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">pati ne gabra kar pucha ki mere biwi ko kya problem </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">dr ne pasina pochte hue kaha ki pata nahi </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">pahle main apna bag to khol lu </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Titanic was sinking.</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa: How much the earth is far from here?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Banta: 1 kilo meter.</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !!</b></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03928456838535644949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754296199190056730.post-37612968359694330182011-11-22T05:09:00.000-08:002012-10-14T02:55:24.575-07:00jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1: </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Piche se Dada bola – Kabristaan</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2: Chalo santa chess khelte hai.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3: Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Wife: verma ji ki meharbani hai</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4: Desi chutkule hindi me </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine</span><br />
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