hathodi

ek marij ke sir par pati bandne ki bad dr n epucha ki ye chot kaise lagi


chodo dr sahab lambi khani hai 


fir bhi main sunana chahta hu 


bat yeh hai ki patni mayki gayi thi 


main bhi havha badlne ke liye  ek hotel me ja tika


mere bagal ke kamre me ek kubsurat orat thi


rat 10 baje usne darwaja katkataya or mafi magte hue kaha ki mujhe tand lag rahi hai


mane use kambal de diya 


thodi der bad fir ayi or bola ki use abhi bhi tand lag rahi hai 


maine use ek or kambal de diya 


tisri bar ye vahi sikayat le kar ayi or boli to maine use apna overcot de diya 


ajj jab main kile tok rha tha muje samaj me aya ki us din vo kya chah rahi thi 


bus maine apni hatodi sir par de mari.

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kya app mujhe batege ki app ne kya kaya

doctor sahab(marij se) maine hidayat di thi ki app ne kewal vahi chije khani hai ki jine 2 sal ka bacha bhi pacha sake.


marij- doctor sahab apki hidayat ka maine puri tarah palan kiya.


kya app mujhe batege ki app ne kya kaya 


marij- yahi ki muthi bhar mitti,narangi ke chilke,kuch batan or do char makiya.

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kisme dum hai jo mere dant nikal de

marij ne doctor ko kaha mere do dat nikal de bhut dard hota hai.


doctor tik hai aao


marij mujhe dar lag rha hai doctor sahab


lo thodi sarab pi lo fir dar nahi lagega


marij ha sahab


doctor acha thodi or pi lo ab bhi dar lag rha hai


nahi sahb ab dekhta hu kisme dum jo mere dant nikal de

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fees

doctor sahab apki fees bhut jayada hai 


kuch reyat karde ge 


roj aya kijie ho jaegi 

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app nurse ko ander bula legie

ek doctor jab orat ka muaena karne laga to 


orat ne bola ki app nurse ko aunder bula legie


kyo app ko mujh par barosa nahi hai doctor bola


nahi app par to hai mujhe apne pati par nahi hai 


vo nurse ke sath bahar baithe hai.

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buda

ek buda 100 sal tak jina chahta tha


usne doctor se uska upay pucha


doctor ne bola tum sigrate sarab or ladkiyo ke sath gumna chod do


to kya main 100 sal ji pauga bude ne anko me chamak late hue pucha


doctor bola ye sab chod kar tum apne app ko vaise hi 100 sal ka anubhav karuga.

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how to be funny

Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?


Santa: Google Singh


Teacher: How's that name?


Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

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dr ne chaku manga

rogi ko chek karte hue kamre me 




bahre aakar dr ne pachkar maga fir


chaku 


or 


fir hatoda




pati ne gabra kar pucha ki mere biwi ko kya problem 


dr ne pasina pochte hue kaha ki pata nahi 


pahle main apna bag to khol lu 

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Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !!

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jokes

1: 
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola – Kabristaan


2: Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.


3: Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: verma ji ki meharbani hai


4: Desi chutkule hindi me 
Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?
Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine

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ladkiya

Q : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess..
Guess..
.


.


A : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti

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faithfull dog

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

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raped girl

when some one raped to girl


some person said he god what yu what done it

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once there was a crow

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CROW 


HE WAS VERY VERY THIRSTY 


UPRO PENDI SI GRAM GRAM AGG 


HE SAW PANI DA JUG


DA PANI WAS VERY VERY THODA


SO HE START KATHA KARING THE RODA


RODE NAAL PANI UTE AA GYA


COA PANI PI KE O GYA O GYA O GYA


WATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
??


THE MORAL IS WEN THERE IS PANI THODA 


THERE SHOULD BE A RODA

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teke off your clothes

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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sach or vaham

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
 Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........

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santa banta

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that 
       I went alone for my honeymoon and 
       saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
       I sent my wife for honeymoon with 
       a friend.

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i love u too

Boy: I'm not rich like sam  
     I don't even have a big car like sam but 
     I really Luv U!    
     
Girl:I luv u too, but tell me more about Sam.

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mere pait me dard ho raha hai

marij doctor se mare pate me fir se dard utha hai.
 doctor maine tumhe sir char rotiya khane ke liye bola tha.
tumne kitni khayi 
 marij:- 8 


magar 8 kyo khayi 


wo doctor sahab apne 4  khane ko kaha tha 4 samne wale doctor ne kaha tha.

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kalu ram

kaluram dr. sahab kal app mere yaha davat me nahi aye main bhut dukhi hu


dr bola magar main bhut kush hu 


kaluram bhala kyo 


kyo ki agar main vha ata to tumhare vha aye mahman ilaj ke liye kisi or ko bulate 

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jab apka nasha utrega

dr:- apki preshani or bimari ka karan mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha hai.
 asal me jha tak mujhe lagta ki ye nashe ki vajah se hai.


marij:- koi bat nahi jab apka nasha utrega tab aa jaega.

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sone ka sikka

ek gabraya hua admi kisi doctor ki dukan me gusa or bola jaldi jaldi doctor mere pait me se sone ka sika nikaleye jo maine 5 sal pahle nikal liya tha 


5 sal pahle to tumne dr ko kyo nahi dikhaya  tab mujhe rupyo ki jarurat nahi thi.

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admi ya orat me jan hai ya nahi

student:- dr se main kaise jan sakta hu ki admi ya orat me jan nahi hai

dr:- jab admi ka dil dadkana or orat ki jban chalna band ho jae.

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dr jab main so kar uthta hu to ade gante tak gumari chhakar anubhav karta hu 

main kya karu 

dr:- app esa kare adhe gante bad utha kare 

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sahme book ho chuki hai

ek navyuvak ne pahle se smay tay kiye bina ek nami dr ke kamre me dakil ha gay to dr ne jara rukhe lahje        me kaha 


main es samay ap ko nahi dekh sakta app ko meri nars se mulakat ka samay tay karna cheye 


navyuvak ne javab diya:- ji main pahle hi paryatan kar chuka hu unki shame ek hafte ke liye book ho chuki hai 

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dr bola

dr ne rogi se kaha ki apko kabaj hai 


rojana subah ek kup gunguna pani piya kare 


marij ne javab diya:- main to mahino se yahi pi rha hu sirf meri patni ese chay(tea) karti hai 

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fees mil rahi hai

dr bola ki app man me soch lijiye ki app tik ho rahe hai 


rogi uth ke jane laga dr bola fees rogi bola ki app bhi soch lijeye ki app ko fees mil rahi hai 

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dr. sahab

main apko kafi davaiya de chuka hu lakin asar nahi hua. ab main dva badal kar dekta hu doctor ne kaha 


marij bola:- nahi dr sahab rahne dijiye ab main dr badalne ke bare me sochne laga 

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baj orat

pahle ek baj orat sadu mahatma ke pas puchne jati thi ki usko bacha kab hoga


aj kal bo dr ke pas jati hai

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SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!

SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!

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khuda kisi ko

khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare
fida kare tho bhi qayamat tak juda na kare

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mohhabbat ke nam se

humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak
ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam see

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tajmahal

ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya
kissi ko aashiq tho kisi ko deewana bana diya
do phool ko bhooj naa utha saki mumtaaz
shah jahan ne uspar taj mahel bana diya

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patti patti

patti patti gulab ho jathi hain
har kali ek khwaab ho jathi hai
agar daal mein nagar fizaon par
tho shabnam sharaab ho jathi hai
jisme dekha ho lakhon hasinayee
uski niyat kharab ho jathi hain

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ma mooli

Hindi Teacher to Santa:  Mamooli ko sentence me istemaal karo.
Santa ne socha
 socha
 socha
 Aur bola: Meri Maa Mooli bare shonk se khati hai.

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santa ka vrat

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?
Wife: Nahi ji
Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?
Wife: Nahi ji
Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga

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pair ki ungliya

dant ka doctor:- ye hath nachana or muh ko bickana ban kro

abhi to maine tumhare danto ko chua bhi nahi

marij- chua to nahi hai par app mere ungliyo par khade hai

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roti par gi

malik gusse me:- is mahgayi ke jamane me rotiyo par gi lagaya jata hai 


sorry sir nokar bola 


wo apki roti mari rotiyo ke sath badal gayi thi 

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bili ki punch

papa kafa ho kar:- muni tumahri sararte badti ja rahi hai 

ab tum bili ki punch kyo kich rahi ho 

papa main kha maine to bili ki punch sirf pakdi hai 

wo kinch to kudh rahi hai 

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tanda pani

ek bar ek aadmi bhut bimar ho gaya to doctor use bola ki tumhari akri itcha batao

yha ane wali ki har akri itcha puri ki jati ki

jati hai

marij:- bola ki marne ke bad mujhe tande pani se mat

nahlana kyo mujhe tande pani se bukhar ho jata hai

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boyfriend girlfriend se:tum sigrate pite ho?
nahi
srab pite ho
nahi
jua kalte ho
nahi
koi buri aadat hai
ha
kon si
juth bolne ki

chutkule hindi

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guru ji kya bat hai bhabi ek dum kamosh bati hai

kya app dono ka jagda hua hai

guru ji: nahi yar picle ravivar khana gaye the bhar vha kisi ne bol diya ki app

band muh se rani mukahji dikti hai

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patni:  main 38 ki nahi lagti
pati: ah ek jamana tha jab tum laga karti tab nahi lagti

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pramika: ajj mahila divas hai
prami: to
pramika: stri or purush ke saman adikar hone cheye
prami: ye to tik bat hai
pramika: tab to iska saral or upyuk upay ye hai ki lady mad ki sari bimariyo ka or mard orat ki sari bimariyo ka ilag karna suru kar de.

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patni:suno ji app fijul karch karte ho yahi hal rha to bhik magne ki nobat aa jaegi
pati: tum chinta mat karo tumse magte magte mujhe bhik magne ki practice ho gayi hai.

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kitne sharm ki bat hai ki tumne che(six) pag pine ke bad mujhe chedna suru kar diya
isme sharm ki kya bat hai
tumne panch pag barbad kar diye na

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kya aap bhi mahsoos karte hai ki filmo me sex bhut bad gaya hai?

Ek pramika ne prami se pucha!

"Main to bilkul age ki sito par baithta hu

To kya

Mujhe kuch pata nahi chalta prami ne jwab diya "

prami ne jwab diya!

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suna hai har saksh ki aanko 
                      me hote hai kuch sapne 
par malum nahi kinke sapne 
                     hakikat me badal pate hai 
kushnsib hote hai jinke sapno ko 
                     koi apni jingi kahe 
varna aksar to sapne oro par boj ban jate hai 
par sayad hi ho 
                       kisi ki dasta hum jaisi 
kyo ki hamre sapne to hakikat tak ate-2 
                        ansu bankar hamari anko se hi 
                        bah jate hai 

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bachpan

hamara bachpan rah-rah kar hamme chalkta hai 
par ye masum sabki najro me khatkta hai 
jab samjhaya ise lot jane ke liye 
                   to kahne laga .................




bus kuch din ki ijajat de do 
       hamesha-2 ke liye lot jane se pahle 
tera pachpan tujh me jina chahta hai 

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Wo bolapan wo sadgi

 Wo jindadil wo sanjidgi

 Bus yade hi ban rah jati hai

Chati hu bhula dena kudh ko

 Par tanhai mere kal ko samne le ati hai

Ajj me esa hai bhi kya

 Jo main kal ko bhul jau

Par na chah kar bhi ajj me jina padta hai

  Ye kudh ko kaise samjau

Wo muskurahat jo karti thi

dil ki kushi bya

Wo in hoto ki juti hasi bya

Kho gayi jane kanha

Duniya kuch chati thi or dil kuch or

Is kasam kash hame is kadre bikar diya

Ki ab lagta hai jaise

 Hamne kudh ko hi gava diya

Apne bikhre tukdo se banai hai kuch tasvare hamne

Bus bata de inme se kon si hamari hai

Kudh ko samjane ki kosis me

Hum is kadre ulshte ja rahe hai

Ki jitna kudh ke pas jane ke liye kadam badate hai

Utna hi kudh se dur ja rahe hai

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ea kalam

Ea kalam gujarish hai tujse

Kuch esa likh de ajj

Ki labjo me umad aye dil ka har raj

Ye dil me hone wala bevajh dard

Saha nahi jata hamse ab

Tu to samjati hai is nadan dil ko

Jarur tere pas hoga iske dard ka ilaj

Kahne ko to hamara hai ye dil

Fir na jane kyo hame ye itna tadpata hai

Ham samjana bhi che iski taklif ko

To hame ye kuch nahi batata hai

Ye dil kya jane ki

Anko me tahra ye asko ka sailab

Isi ki badolat hai

Par isne to ea kalm

Shayad tuji ko mana dost hai

Tu puch is be juba dil se

Shayad tuje kuch bata de

Kyoki hame lagta ki

Tu hi hamare is dil nadan dil ki awaj hai

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mere lab

Apni hasi se dar lagta hai mujhe ab

Shayad tabhi hasna nahi chete mere lab

Kahi ye hasi ki awaj

            Jaga na de mere badkismati  ko

Kuch pal man me hi sukun pa lena chatihu

Kon jane ye sukun ka lamha bhi agle pal ho na ho 

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RAAT


RAAT KI CHUPI SE DRTE HAI SABHI
PER KOI DRAD TO HOGA
JISNE RAAT KO CHUP RHNE PER MUJBUR KER DIYA
SHYAD UPER VALE NE
ISKO BI APNE MHBUB SE DUR KER DIYA
ANDERO ME DUBI YE BECHARI
KERTI HOGI USKA INTJAR
SYAD DUNIYA VALE
KABI SMJ HI NA PAYE ISKA ‘PYAR’
PER KOI HOGA JISKE AANE PER
ISKE DIL ME BI BJEGE SANSKAR
YE BI KREGE
KISI K LIYE SRIGNGAR
TUB SE ROJ RAAT DIWALI SE LGEGI
OR HAR TARF SLKEGA
BAS PYAR HI PYAR

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TUMRE AANE PER

           

SUNI SE AANKE THI HUMARI,

                               ZINDGI THI VIRAN.

TUMNE HI KHVABO KO JGAKR,

                       KIYA HAI HUM PE EHSAN.

TUMHARE AANE PR HI

                    LGNE  LGE HAI KHUSIYON  KE  MELE.

VARNA AB TK HUM,

                                  BHID ME BHI RHTE THE AKELE.

FIR SE JAGI HAI JINE KI TMANNA,

              TBHI TO HR NZARA LGTA HAI KHUSHGWAR.

JAISE BEET GYA HAI PATJHAD KA MAUSAM,

                           OR AANE KO HAI DIL KE GULSHAN ME BHAR.

HMARE BIKHRE BIKHRE ARMAAN,

                                                FIR SE SWARNNE LGE HAI.

 KYA BTAYE TUMHE KI,

                                    HUM KIS TRH TUM PE MRNE LGE HAI.

PAR AB JO CHTA SATH TUMHARA,

                  TO HME KISI BHI KEEMAT PE ,

                                                         JINA NA HOGA GANWARA….

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RISHTE

KON JANE KI RISHTE ZINDGI BNATE HAI
YA ZINDA RHENE K LIYE BNAYE JATE HAI
RISHTE
DIL KI TARO SE JUDE HOTE HAI YE
YA DUNIA DARI KI KATIR NIBHAYE JATE HAI
RISHTE
INKE BINA ZINDGI VIRAN SE LGTI HAI
TO DIL KO AENOKHE GAV DE JATE HAI
RISTHE
KHNE KO TO PYAR KI NAJUK DOR SE BANDE HAI
PER KABI KABI NA CHA KER BI NIBHAYE JATE HAI
RISTHE
KOI RANG RUP NEHI HOTA INKA
KABI AAJADI TO KABI BANDEN BAN JATE HAI
RISTHE
IK ISE KASTI HAI YE
JISME PAAR UTERNE KI UMID HOTI HAI
PER BADNSIBO KO RHAO ME HI DUBA JATE HAI
RISHTE
A KHUDA AGER JRA SA BI
RISHTA HAI HUMARA TUMSE
TO BTA DE HUME KI AAKIR KYU
KYU BNAYE JATE HAI RISHTE

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dukandar

ek dukan dar ne apni beti
ki shadi se pahle
apne hone wale damad
ke samne shirt
raki ki bika hua
mal
vapis nahi hoga

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zindagi

KYU ESE MOD PE LATI HAI ZINDGI

                     IK PAL HSAKER DUJE PAL KYU RULATE HAI ZINDGI

     JIN RHAO KO KABI SOCHA  BI NA TA HAMNE

                      KYU UNHI RHAO PE HUME CHLATI HAI ZINDGI

     KONE K DER SE AB KUCH PANA HE NEHI CHATE HUM

                       TOO KYU NEYE LOGO SE MILATI HAI ZINDGI

     KABI DARD DETI HAI DIL KO TO

                         KABI KUD HE MARHUM BAN JATI HAI ZINDGI

      DIL KA GAM BTAYE BI TO KISE HUM

                           ZAMANE K KITNE RUP DIKATI HAI ZINDGI

       KITNE SWALO KO HUMARE HEL KARTI HAI YE

                            TOO KABI KUD HE IK PHELI BAN JATI HAI ZINDGI

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kash koi hota

SUB KUCH HAI MARE PAS
FR BI HU KHOI KOHI
HASI RHETE HAI LBO PE
PER AAKHE ROI-ROI
KHETA HAI KI KAS
HUMKO BI SMJATA KOI
KOI HOTA JISE HUM BI DIL KA HAL SUNATE
HUME BI PHUCHATI SKUN
KISI KI PYAR BRI BATE
HUMARE AASUO SE BI DIL KA DIL JALTA
KOI HOTA JO HUMARI KVAISO PE MARTA
BANDAN TO JUDTE HI HAI DUNIA ME
PER DIL JISSE JUD JATA
APNE HAR IBADT ME
JO HUME HI PATA
JUB RUTH JATE HUM TO VO
PYAR SE MNATA
PER MANGTE NEHI USE HUM KABI DUA ME
MILNA HOTA AGER KISMAT ME
TO U HI VO MIL JATA

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ANKHAI CHATE

                                    

KUCH CHATE HOTI HAI ISE

                       JINHE MANGNE K LIYE LBJ NEHI MIL PATE

JUB SOTA HAI SARA ZMANA

                        OR OR HUM KERVTE BDLTE RHETE HAI

AATI HAI HAR  SAKS KI ZINDGI ME

                          KUCH ISE BI MANHUS RATE

AAKHE AASUO KA DRIA

                          BAN JATI HAI BAYVJE

OR TAKH  JATE HAI

                       HUMARE APNE  SAMJATE –SAMJATE

MILKER UNSE  KABI DKTE

                         BI NA TE UNKI TRF

FIR BI YAAD AATI HAI

                        VO MULAKATE

JO JUBHA PER HUMARA BI

                         DRTE-DRTE LATE TI

KU DE GYA VO JATE-JATE

                         GUM KI SOGATE.

           

     

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MARE HUMSAFER

   

                     

O AJNABI KUCH NAHI JANTI TUMHARE BARE ME MAIN

 FIR KYO LAGTA HAI KI HUM

                                MIL CHUKE HAI PAHLE BHI KAHI

KYA TUMHE MALUM HAI KI JHA MILE THE HUM

KON SA THA WO ASMA, KHA PAR HAI WO ZEMI

MAINE DEKHA BHI NAHI TUMKO KABHI

FIR KYO MERE KHABO KAYALO ME

                               DUNDLI SI SURAT HAI TUMHARI

EK BAR BTA DO KI JAISE SOCHTI HU MAIN TUMKO

KYA TUMHARE SAPNO ME BHI

                                ESE HI MURTH HAI HAMARI

TUMHARI VAJAH SE THODI UMMID HAI

                                MUJHE ACHE KAL KI

PER MARI ZINDGI ME ALAG HE,

                                AHM ET RKTE HAI AAJ K PAL BI

MANA KI GAM BRE HAI YE

                            PER BABUL KI GALIO ME GUJRE YE PAL

                           LOT KER NA AAYEGE

JUB ME JINAT BAN JAUGE TUMARE GHAR KI

                          TO MARI YAADO ME AAKER MUJE BDA RULANGE

KHETA HAI MERA  DIL YE BAR-BAR

                          KI AGER HUMSAFER KADM SE KADM MILAKER CHALE

TO MUSKIL NEHI LAGTI

                         ZINDGI KI RHEGUJER

VO AGER HATH TAM LE HEMARA

                    TO MIL NEHI SKTI KABI ZINDGI ME HAR

TUM BI UMAR BER ISE HI RHENA

 GLTI HO AGER MUJSE KOI

                    TUM BI PYAR SE SMJANA

CHANDNI RAT ME TO HER KOI SATH DE DETA HAI

PER TUM GMO KI AMAVES ME BI

                   MARA SATH NIBANA

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Boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl : 


Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn. 




Girl : wada ? 




Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn. 




Girl : 
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...

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sabse bhaure kaun

sabse bhadur kon 


jo patle dust me 


paad mar ne risk le 

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hahahahaha

 If Child Labour Is A Crime 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
Then Why Teacher Gives 
Homework

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sms

is sms ko itne logo tak pahucha do ki ye vapas mere gar walo tak pahuch jaye

or unko pata


chal

jae


ki main toilet me baitha hu

or tunki me pani nahi hai

taki vo mota chala de 

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kat or rat

chuha agar bili ko gana ga kar perpose karega to kya bolega 


belo rani kaho to abhi jan dedu 

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tumkh tumkh ke chalti

tumk tumk ke chalti ho mar dalogi


dil dedo kya


achar dalogi 

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bagwan

jab bhi ki koi acha kam hota hai to insan wo credite kudh leta hai

or jab bhi

bura

to god par dal deta hai

ek ladki ka balatkar hua to uski ma boli he bagwan ye tune kya liya

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guru ji ki girlfriend

guru ji apni girlfriend ke sath baite the
vha ek kuta kutiya ko kiss kar rha tha
 guru ji bole ke main bhi kiss karu tum gusa to nahi karoge
kar lo par dyan rahkna ki kahi kutiya kat na le:- guru ji ki girlfriend ne kha 

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kanjoos sasur

ek nav-yuvak ne america se apne kanjoos sasur ke liye ek coat bheja , jiske keemat Rs.500 the , lekin kaheen uske fizool kharche se sasur naraz na ho jayen usne coat ke keemat kam likhee yaane keval Rs.100


kuch he din baad daamad ko telegram mila : do derjon coat aur bhej do maine us coat ko yahan Rs.200 main bech diya!!!!!!!!!!

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murti puja

nastic juj apni pati se- tum faltu me hi murti puja karte rahte ho

ye sab chodo

patni apne  juj pati se-kaise chod du tum bhi to nyay murti ho 

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sardar

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof EVERY YEAR

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nalayak se layak

main nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu, apni tarif karte hue ladka ladki se kahle lga

ladki ne kha kaise, bhut asan hai ladke ne kaha  

nalayak se na hata do 

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vyapari or cabre dansre

ek vyapari ko cabre dansre se pyar ho gya uske bhut kahne par bhi vyapari ko viswas nahi ho rha tha. vyapari ne uske charitre ka pta lagwane ke liye ek jasus ko niyukt kiya.

jasus ne ek suptah bad report di ki us nari ki badi pershansa hai uska pichla charitre bilkul bedag hai. ilake me bhut bade bade log uske mitre hai.ajj kal ek ufvah uske sath judi hue hai kisi sandigd charitre wale vyapari  ke sath uska chakar chal rha hai.

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Ghajini

Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,
ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
rimjhim is gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi.......

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