Tuesday 29 November 2011

doctor sahab apki fees bhut jayada hai 


kuch reyat karde ge 


roj aya kijie ho jaegi 
ek doctor jab orat ka muaena karne laga to 


orat ne bola ki app nurse ko aunder bula legie


kyo app ko mujh par barosa nahi hai doctor bola


nahi app par to hai mujhe apne pati par nahi hai 


vo nurse ke sath bahar baithe hai.
ek buda 100 sal tak jina chahta tha


usne doctor se uska upay pucha


doctor ne bola tum sigrate sarab or ladkiyo ke sath gumna chod do


to kya main 100 sal ji pauga bude ne anko me chamak late hue pucha


doctor bola ye sab chod kar tum apne app ko vaise hi 100 sal ka anubhav karuga.

Saturday 26 November 2011



Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?


Santa: Google Singh


Teacher: How's that name?


Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

Friday 25 November 2011

rogi ko chek karte hue kamre me 




bahre aakar dr ne pachkar maga fir


chaku 


or 


fir hatoda




pati ne gabra kar pucha ki mere biwi ko kya problem 


dr ne pasina pochte hue kaha ki pata nahi 


pahle main apna bag to khol lu 

Wednesday 23 November 2011


Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !!

Tuesday 22 November 2011


1: 
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola – Kabristaan


2: Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.


3: Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: verma ji ki meharbani hai


4: Desi chutkule hindi me 
Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?
Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine

Monday 21 November 2011


Q : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess..
Guess..
.


.


A : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti

Friday 18 November 2011

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
when some one raped to girl


some person said he god what yu what done it