jokes

1: 
Pota - Daadi aapne kon-kon se desh ghume hai.
Dadi - Beta Pakistan Hindustan, pakistan aur Afganistan.
Pota - ab aap kaha ghumne jaogi??
Piche se Dada bola – Kabristaan


2: Chalo santa chess khelte hai.
Santa: Rukoo mai, sports shoes pehan ke aata hu.


3: Wife: Tumhe pyaar karna nahi aata.
Hubsant: To kya ye do bache internet se download kiye hai?
Wife: verma ji ki meharbani hai


4: Desi chutkule hindi me 
Girl friend: Kya tum sure ho ki tum mujhi se pyaar karte ho aur kissi se nahi?
Boyfriend: Haa dead sure. Kal puri list check ki maine

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ladkiya

Q : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess..
Guess..
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A : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti

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faithfull dog

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

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raped girl

when some one raped to girl


some person said he god what yu what done it

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once there was a crow

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CROW 


HE WAS VERY VERY THIRSTY 


UPRO PENDI SI GRAM GRAM AGG 


HE SAW PANI DA JUG


DA PANI WAS VERY VERY THODA


SO HE START KATHA KARING THE RODA


RODE NAAL PANI UTE AA GYA


COA PANI PI KE O GYA O GYA O GYA


WATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
??


THE MORAL IS WEN THERE IS PANI THODA 


THERE SHOULD BE A RODA

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teke off your clothes

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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sach or vaham

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
 Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........

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santa banta

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that 
       I went alone for my honeymoon and 
       saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
       I sent my wife for honeymoon with 
       a friend.

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i love u too

Boy: I'm not rich like sam  
     I don't even have a big car like sam but 
     I really Luv U!    
     
Girl:I luv u too, but tell me more about Sam.

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mere pait me dard ho raha hai

marij doctor se mare pate me fir se dard utha hai.
 doctor maine tumhe sir char rotiya khane ke liye bola tha.
tumne kitni khayi 
 marij:- 8 


magar 8 kyo khayi 


wo doctor sahab apne 4  khane ko kaha tha 4 samne wale doctor ne kaha tha.

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