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Thursday 17 November 2011

once there was a crow

07:55

Unknown

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CROW

HE WAS VERY VERY THIRSTY

UPRO PENDI SI GRAM GRAM AGG

HE SAW PANI DA JUG

DA PANI WAS VERY VERY THODA

SO HE START KATHA KARING THE RODA

RODE NAAL PANI UTE AA GYA

COA PANI PI KE O GYA O GYA O GYA

WATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
??

THE MORAL IS WEN THERE IS PANI THODA

THERE SHOULD BE A RODA

Tuesday 15 November 2011

teke off your clothes

19:38

Unknown

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Saturday 5 November 2011

sach or vaham

19:29

Unknown

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........

santa banta

05:17

Unknown

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that
I went alone for my honeymoon and
saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with
a friend.

i love u too

05:11

Unknown

Boy: I'm not rich like sam
I don't even have a big car like sam but
I really Luv U!

Girl:I luv u too, but tell me more about Sam.

Friday 4 November 2011

mere pait me dard ho raha hai

23:28

Unknown

marij doctor se mare pate me fir se dard utha hai.
doctor maine tumhe sir char rotiya khane ke liye bola tha.
tumne kitni khayi
marij:- 8

magar 8 kyo khayi

wo doctor sahab apne 4 khane ko kaha tha 4 samne wale doctor ne kaha tha.

kalu ram

23:18

Unknown

kaluram dr. sahab kal app mere yaha davat me nahi aye main bhut dukhi hu

dr bola magar main bhut kush hu

kaluram bhala kyo

kyo ki agar main vha ata to tumhare vha aye mahman ilaj ke liye kisi or ko bulate

jab apka nasha utrega

21:44

Unknown

dr:- apki preshani or bimari ka karan mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha hai.
asal me jha tak mujhe lagta ki ye nashe ki vajah se hai.

marij:- koi bat nahi jab apka nasha utrega tab aa jaega.

sone ka sikka

21:31

Unknown

ek gabraya hua admi kisi doctor ki dukan me gusa or bola jaldi jaldi doctor mere pait me se sone ka sika nikaleye jo maine 5 sal pahle nikal liya tha

5 sal pahle to tumne dr ko kyo nahi dikhaya tab mujhe rupyo ki jarurat nahi thi.

admi ya orat me jan hai ya nahi

00:43

Unknown

student:- dr se main kaise jan sakta hu ki admi ya orat me jan nahi hai

dr:- jab admi ka dil dadkana or orat ki jban chalna band ho jae.

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