sach or vaham

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
 Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........

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santa banta

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that 
       I went alone for my honeymoon and 
       saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
       I sent my wife for honeymoon with 
       a friend.

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i love u too

Boy: I'm not rich like sam  
     I don't even have a big car like sam but 
     I really Luv U!    
     
Girl:I luv u too, but tell me more about Sam.

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mere pait me dard ho raha hai

marij doctor se mare pate me fir se dard utha hai.
 doctor maine tumhe sir char rotiya khane ke liye bola tha.
tumne kitni khayi 
 marij:- 8 


magar 8 kyo khayi 


wo doctor sahab apne 4  khane ko kaha tha 4 samne wale doctor ne kaha tha.

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kalu ram

kaluram dr. sahab kal app mere yaha davat me nahi aye main bhut dukhi hu


dr bola magar main bhut kush hu 


kaluram bhala kyo 


kyo ki agar main vha ata to tumhare vha aye mahman ilaj ke liye kisi or ko bulate 

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jab apka nasha utrega

dr:- apki preshani or bimari ka karan mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha hai.
 asal me jha tak mujhe lagta ki ye nashe ki vajah se hai.


marij:- koi bat nahi jab apka nasha utrega tab aa jaega.

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sone ka sikka

ek gabraya hua admi kisi doctor ki dukan me gusa or bola jaldi jaldi doctor mere pait me se sone ka sika nikaleye jo maine 5 sal pahle nikal liya tha 


5 sal pahle to tumne dr ko kyo nahi dikhaya  tab mujhe rupyo ki jarurat nahi thi.

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admi ya orat me jan hai ya nahi

student:- dr se main kaise jan sakta hu ki admi ya orat me jan nahi hai

dr:- jab admi ka dil dadkana or orat ki jban chalna band ho jae.

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dr jab main so kar uthta hu to ade gante tak gumari chhakar anubhav karta hu 

main kya karu 

dr:- app esa kare adhe gante bad utha kare 

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sahme book ho chuki hai

ek navyuvak ne pahle se smay tay kiye bina ek nami dr ke kamre me dakil ha gay to dr ne jara rukhe lahje        me kaha 


main es samay ap ko nahi dekh sakta app ko meri nars se mulakat ka samay tay karna cheye 


navyuvak ne javab diya:- ji main pahle hi paryatan kar chuka hu unki shame ek hafte ke liye book ho chuki hai 

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