boyfriend girlfriend se:tum sigrate pite ho?
nahi
srab pite ho
nahi
jua kalte ho
nahi
koi buri aadat hai
ha
kon si
juth bolne ki

chutkule hindi

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guru ji kya bat hai bhabi ek dum kamosh bati hai

kya app dono ka jagda hua hai

guru ji: nahi yar picle ravivar khana gaye the bhar vha kisi ne bol diya ki app

band muh se rani mukahji dikti hai

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patni:  main 38 ki nahi lagti
pati: ah ek jamana tha jab tum laga karti tab nahi lagti

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pramika: ajj mahila divas hai
prami: to
pramika: stri or purush ke saman adikar hone cheye
prami: ye to tik bat hai
pramika: tab to iska saral or upyuk upay ye hai ki lady mad ki sari bimariyo ka or mard orat ki sari bimariyo ka ilag karna suru kar de.

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patni:suno ji app fijul karch karte ho yahi hal rha to bhik magne ki nobat aa jaegi
pati: tum chinta mat karo tumse magte magte mujhe bhik magne ki practice ho gayi hai.

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kitne sharm ki bat hai ki tumne che(six) pag pine ke bad mujhe chedna suru kar diya
isme sharm ki kya bat hai
tumne panch pag barbad kar diye na

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kya aap bhi mahsoos karte hai ki filmo me sex bhut bad gaya hai?

Ek pramika ne prami se pucha!

"Main to bilkul age ki sito par baithta hu

To kya

Mujhe kuch pata nahi chalta prami ne jwab diya "

prami ne jwab diya!

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suna hai har saksh ki aanko 
                      me hote hai kuch sapne 
par malum nahi kinke sapne 
                     hakikat me badal pate hai 
kushnsib hote hai jinke sapno ko 
                     koi apni jingi kahe 
varna aksar to sapne oro par boj ban jate hai 
par sayad hi ho 
                       kisi ki dasta hum jaisi 
kyo ki hamre sapne to hakikat tak ate-2 
                        ansu bankar hamari anko se hi 
                        bah jate hai 

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bachpan

hamara bachpan rah-rah kar hamme chalkta hai 
par ye masum sabki najro me khatkta hai 
jab samjhaya ise lot jane ke liye 
                   to kahne laga .................




bus kuch din ki ijajat de do 
       hamesha-2 ke liye lot jane se pahle 
tera pachpan tujh me jina chahta hai 

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Wo bolapan wo sadgi

 Wo jindadil wo sanjidgi

 Bus yade hi ban rah jati hai

Chati hu bhula dena kudh ko

 Par tanhai mere kal ko samne le ati hai

Ajj me esa hai bhi kya

 Jo main kal ko bhul jau

Par na chah kar bhi ajj me jina padta hai

  Ye kudh ko kaise samjau

Wo muskurahat jo karti thi

dil ki kushi bya

Wo in hoto ki juti hasi bya

Kho gayi jane kanha

Duniya kuch chati thi or dil kuch or

Is kasam kash hame is kadre bikar diya

Ki ab lagta hai jaise

 Hamne kudh ko hi gava diya

Apne bikhre tukdo se banai hai kuch tasvare hamne

Bus bata de inme se kon si hamari hai

Kudh ko samjane ki kosis me

Hum is kadre ulshte ja rahe hai

Ki jitna kudh ke pas jane ke liye kadam badate hai

Utna hi kudh se dur ja rahe hai

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