Saturday 3 September 2011

 If Child Labour Is A Crime 









Then Why Teacher Gives 
Homework

sms

is sms ko itne logo tak pahucha do ki ye vapas mere gar walo tak pahuch jaye

or unko pata


chal

jae


ki main toilet me baitha hu

or tunki me pani nahi hai

taki vo mota chala de 






chuha agar bili ko gana ga kar perpose karega to kya bolega 


belo rani kaho to abhi jan dedu 







tumk tumk ke chalti ho mar dalogi


dil dedo kya


achar dalogi 



jab bhi ki koi acha kam hota hai to insan wo credite kudh leta hai

or jab bhi

bura

to god par dal deta hai

ek ladki ka balatkar hua to uski ma boli he bagwan ye tune kya liya







guru ji apni girlfriend ke sath baite the
vha ek kuta kutiya ko kiss kar rha tha
 guru ji bole ke main bhi kiss karu tum gusa to nahi karoge
kar lo par dyan rahkna ki kahi kutiya kat na le:- guru ji ki girlfriend ne kha 






Friday 2 September 2011

ek nav-yuvak ne america se apne kanjoos sasur ke liye ek coat bheja , jiske keemat Rs.500 the , lekin kaheen uske fizool kharche se sasur naraz na ho jayen usne coat ke keemat kam likhee yaane keval Rs.100


kuch he din baad daamad ko telegram mila : do derjon coat aur bhej do maine us coat ko yahan Rs.200 main bech diya!!!!!!!!!!





nastic juj apni pati se- tum faltu me hi murti puja karte rahte ho

ye sab chodo

patni apne  juj pati se-kaise chod du tum bhi to nyay murti ho 






Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof EVERY YEAR





Thursday 1 September 2011

main nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu, apni tarif karte hue ladka ladki se kahle lga

ladki ne kha kaise, bhut asan hai ladke ne kaha  
nalayak se na hata do