Tuesday, 20 September 2011

patni:  main 38 ki nahi lagti
pati: ah ek jamana tha jab tum laga karti tab nahi lagti



pramika: ajj mahila divas hai
prami: to
pramika: stri or purush ke saman adikar hone cheye
prami: ye to tik bat hai
pramika: tab to iska saral or upyuk upay ye hai ki lady mad ki sari bimariyo ka or mard orat ki sari bimariyo ka ilag karna suru kar de.
patni:suno ji app fijul karch karte ho yahi hal rha to bhik magne ki nobat aa jaegi
pati: tum chinta mat karo tumse magte magte mujhe bhik magne ki practice ho gayi hai.
kitne sharm ki bat hai ki tumne che(six) pag pine ke bad mujhe chedna suru kar diya
isme sharm ki kya bat hai
tumne panch pag barbad kar diye na





kya aap bhi mahsoos karte hai ki filmo me sex bhut bad gaya hai?

Ek pramika ne prami se pucha!

"Main to bilkul age ki sito par baithta hu

To kya

Mujhe kuch pata nahi chalta prami ne jwab diya "
prami ne jwab diya!



Monday, 19 September 2011

suna hai har saksh ki aanko 
                      me hote hai kuch sapne 
par malum nahi kinke sapne 
                     hakikat me badal pate hai 
kushnsib hote hai jinke sapno ko 
                     koi apni jingi kahe 
varna aksar to sapne oro par boj ban jate hai 
par sayad hi ho 
                       kisi ki dasta hum jaisi 
kyo ki hamre sapne to hakikat tak ate-2 
                        ansu bankar hamari anko se hi 
                        bah jate hai 


hamara bachpan rah-rah kar hamme chalkta hai 
par ye masum sabki najro me khatkta hai 
jab samjhaya ise lot jane ke liye 
                   to kahne laga .................




bus kuch din ki ijajat de do 
       hamesha-2 ke liye lot jane se pahle 
tera pachpan tujh me jina chahta hai 


Wo bolapan wo sadgi
 Wo jindadil wo sanjidgi
 Bus yade hi ban rah jati hai
Chati hu bhula dena kudh ko
 Par tanhai mere kal ko samne le ati hai
Ajj me esa hai bhi kya
 Jo main kal ko bhul jau
Par na chah kar bhi ajj me jina padta hai
  Ye kudh ko kaise samjau
Wo muskurahat jo karti thi
dil ki kushi bya
Wo in hoto ki juti hasi bya
Kho gayi jane kanha
Duniya kuch chati thi or dil kuch or
Is kasam kash hame is kadre bikar diya
Ki ab lagta hai jaise
 Hamne kudh ko hi gava diya
Apne bikhre tukdo se banai hai kuch tasvare hamne
Bus bata de inme se kon si hamari hai
Kudh ko samjane ki kosis me
Hum is kadre ulshte ja rahe hai
Ki jitna kudh ke pas jane ke liye kadam badate hai
Utna hi kudh se dur ja rahe hai



Ea kalam gujarish hai tujse
Kuch esa likh de ajj
Ki labjo me umad aye dil ka har raj
Ye dil me hone wala bevajh dard
Saha nahi jata hamse ab
Tu to samjati hai is nadan dil ko
Jarur tere pas hoga iske dard ka ilaj
Kahne ko to hamara hai ye dil
Fir na jane kyo hame ye itna tadpata hai
Ham samjana bhi che iski taklif ko
To hame ye kuch nahi batata hai
Ye dil kya jane ki
Anko me tahra ye asko ka sailab
Isi ki badolat hai
Par isne to ea kalm
Shayad tuji ko mana dost hai
Tu puch is be juba dil se
Shayad tuje kuch bata de
Kyoki hame lagta ki
Tu hi hamare is dil nadan dil ki awaj hai



Apni hasi se dar lagta hai mujhe ab
Shayad tabhi hasna nahi chete mere lab
Kahi ye hasi ki awaj
            Jaga na de mere badkismati  ko
Kuch pal man me hi sukun pa lena chatihu
Kon jane ye sukun ka lamha bhi agle pal ho na ho