sahme book ho chuki hai

ek navyuvak ne pahle se smay tay kiye bina ek nami dr ke kamre me dakil ha gay to dr ne jara rukhe lahje        me kaha 


main es samay ap ko nahi dekh sakta app ko meri nars se mulakat ka samay tay karna cheye 


navyuvak ne javab diya:- ji main pahle hi paryatan kar chuka hu unki shame ek hafte ke liye book ho chuki hai 

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dr bola

dr ne rogi se kaha ki apko kabaj hai 


rojana subah ek kup gunguna pani piya kare 


marij ne javab diya:- main to mahino se yahi pi rha hu sirf meri patni ese chay(tea) karti hai 

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fees mil rahi hai

dr bola ki app man me soch lijiye ki app tik ho rahe hai 


rogi uth ke jane laga dr bola fees rogi bola ki app bhi soch lijeye ki app ko fees mil rahi hai 

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dr. sahab

main apko kafi davaiya de chuka hu lakin asar nahi hua. ab main dva badal kar dekta hu doctor ne kaha 


marij bola:- nahi dr sahab rahne dijiye ab main dr badalne ke bare me sochne laga 

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baj orat

pahle ek baj orat sadu mahatma ke pas puchne jati thi ki usko bacha kab hoga


aj kal bo dr ke pas jati hai

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SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!

SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!

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khuda kisi ko

khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare
fida kare tho bhi qayamat tak juda na kare

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mohhabbat ke nam se

humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak
ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam see

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tajmahal

ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya
kissi ko aashiq tho kisi ko deewana bana diya
do phool ko bhooj naa utha saki mumtaaz
shah jahan ne uspar taj mahel bana diya

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patti patti

patti patti gulab ho jathi hain
har kali ek khwaab ho jathi hai
agar daal mein nagar fizaon par
tho shabnam sharaab ho jathi hai
jisme dekha ho lakhon hasinayee
uski niyat kharab ho jathi hain

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