ma mooli

Hindi Teacher to Santa:  Mamooli ko sentence me istemaal karo.
Santa ne socha
 socha
 socha
 Aur bola: Meri Maa Mooli bare shonk se khati hai.

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santa ka vrat

Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?
Wife: Nahi ji
Kutch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?
Wife: Nahi ji
Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga

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pair ki ungliya

dant ka doctor:- ye hath nachana or muh ko bickana ban kro

abhi to maine tumhare danto ko chua bhi nahi

marij- chua to nahi hai par app mere ungliyo par khade hai

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roti par gi

malik gusse me:- is mahgayi ke jamane me rotiyo par gi lagaya jata hai 


sorry sir nokar bola 


wo apki roti mari rotiyo ke sath badal gayi thi 

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bili ki punch

papa kafa ho kar:- muni tumahri sararte badti ja rahi hai 

ab tum bili ki punch kyo kich rahi ho 

papa main kha maine to bili ki punch sirf pakdi hai 

wo kinch to kudh rahi hai 

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tanda pani

ek bar ek aadmi bhut bimar ho gaya to doctor use bola ki tumhari akri itcha batao

yha ane wali ki har akri itcha puri ki jati ki

jati hai

marij:- bola ki marne ke bad mujhe tande pani se mat

nahlana kyo mujhe tande pani se bukhar ho jata hai

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boyfriend girlfriend se:tum sigrate pite ho?
nahi
srab pite ho
nahi
jua kalte ho
nahi
koi buri aadat hai
ha
kon si
juth bolne ki

chutkule hindi

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guru ji kya bat hai bhabi ek dum kamosh bati hai

kya app dono ka jagda hua hai

guru ji: nahi yar picle ravivar khana gaye the bhar vha kisi ne bol diya ki app

band muh se rani mukahji dikti hai

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patni:  main 38 ki nahi lagti
pati: ah ek jamana tha jab tum laga karti tab nahi lagti

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pramika: ajj mahila divas hai
prami: to
pramika: stri or purush ke saman adikar hone cheye
prami: ye to tik bat hai
pramika: tab to iska saral or upyuk upay ye hai ki lady mad ki sari bimariyo ka or mard orat ki sari bimariyo ka ilag karna suru kar de.

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