Friday, 4 November 2011

dr:- apki preshani or bimari ka karan mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha hai.
 asal me jha tak mujhe lagta ki ye nashe ki vajah se hai.


marij:- koi bat nahi jab apka nasha utrega tab aa jaega.




ek gabraya hua admi kisi doctor ki dukan me gusa or bola jaldi jaldi doctor mere pait me se sone ka sika nikaleye jo maine 5 sal pahle nikal liya tha 


5 sal pahle to tumne dr ko kyo nahi dikhaya  tab mujhe rupyo ki jarurat nahi thi.
student:- dr se main kaise jan sakta hu ki admi ya orat me jan nahi hai

dr:- jab admi ka dil dadkana or orat ki jban chalna band ho jae.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

dr jab main so kar uthta hu to ade gante tak gumari chhakar anubhav karta hu 

main kya karu 

dr:- app esa kare adhe gante bad utha kare 



ek navyuvak ne pahle se smay tay kiye bina ek nami dr ke kamre me dakil ha gay to dr ne jara rukhe lahje        me kaha 


main es samay ap ko nahi dekh sakta app ko meri nars se mulakat ka samay tay karna cheye 


navyuvak ne javab diya:- ji main pahle hi paryatan kar chuka hu unki shame ek hafte ke liye book ho chuki hai 

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

dr ne rogi se kaha ki apko kabaj hai 


rojana subah ek kup gunguna pani piya kare 


marij ne javab diya:- main to mahino se yahi pi rha hu sirf meri patni ese chay(tea) karti hai 




dr bola ki app man me soch lijiye ki app tik ho rahe hai 


rogi uth ke jane laga dr bola fees rogi bola ki app bhi soch lijeye ki app ko fees mil rahi hai 

main apko kafi davaiya de chuka hu lakin asar nahi hua. ab main dva badal kar dekta hu doctor ne kaha 


marij bola:- nahi dr sahab rahne dijiye ab main dr badalne ke bare me sochne laga 
pahle ek baj orat sadu mahatma ke pas puchne jati thi ki usko bacha kab hoga


aj kal bo dr ke pas jati hai

Friday, 21 October 2011

SantaBanta Jokes -- SRK on Ra.One promotional overdrive!