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Saturday, 3 September 2011

kat or rat

10:27

Unknown

chuha agar bili ko gana ga kar perpose karega to kya bolega

belo rani kaho to abhi jan dedu

tumkh tumkh ke chalti

10:25

Unknown

tumk tumk ke chalti ho mar dalogi

dil dedo kya

achar dalogi

bagwan

10:23

Unknown

jab bhi ki koi acha kam hota hai to insan wo credite kudh leta hai

or jab bhi

bura

to god par dal deta hai

ek ladki ka balatkar hua to uski ma boli he bagwan ye tune kya liya

guru ji ki girlfriend

10:21

Unknown

guru ji apni girlfriend ke sath baite the
vha ek kuta kutiya ko kiss kar rha tha
guru ji bole ke main bhi kiss karu tum gusa to nahi karoge
kar lo par dyan rahkna ki kahi kutiya kat na le:- guru ji ki girlfriend ne kha

Friday, 2 September 2011

kanjoos sasur

02:21

Unknown

ek nav-yuvak ne america se apne kanjoos sasur ke liye ek coat bheja , jiske keemat Rs.500 the , lekin kaheen uske fizool kharche se sasur naraz na ho jayen usne coat ke keemat kam likhee yaane keval Rs.100

kuch he din baad daamad ko telegram mila : do derjon coat aur bhej do maine us coat ko yahan Rs.200 main bech diya!!!!!!!!!!

murti puja

01:00

Unknown

nastic juj apni pati se- tum faltu me hi murti puja karte rahte ho

ye sab chodo

patni apne juj pati se-kaise chod du tum bhi to nyay murti ho

sardar

00:56

Unknown

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof EVERY YEAR

Thursday, 1 September 2011

nalayak se layak

00:38

Unknown

main nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu, apni tarif karte hue ladka ladki se kahle lga

ladki ne kha kaise, bhut asan hai ladke ne kaha

nalayak se na hata do

Monday, 29 August 2011

vyapari or cabre dansre

20:02

Unknown

ek vyapari ko cabre dansre se pyar ho gya uske bhut kahne par bhi vyapari ko viswas nahi ho rha tha. vyapari ne uske charitre ka pta lagwane ke liye ek jasus ko niyukt kiya.

jasus ne ek suptah bad report di ki us nari ki badi pershansa hai uska pichla charitre bilkul bedag hai. ilake me bhut bade bade log uske mitre hai.ajj kal ek ufvah uske sath judi hue hai kisi sandigd charitre wale vyapari ke sath uska chakar chal rha hai.

Sunday, 21 August 2011

Ghajini

08:21

Unknown

Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,
ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
rimjhim is gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi.......

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